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Saturday, November 22, 2003

RhymeZone rhyming dictionary and thesaurus

This is a great site forrhyming

I delivered the following Toast to Canada at the district conference tonight to honor our visitors from canada. I thought it went well. My trip this summer up to James bay came back to me when I was writing it.

Let us toast. Oh Canada,

Between the ice caps of the north pole and the States United

There lies a land in which we’re invited

Where symbols of hockey are part of the style

And we remember there are 1.6 kilos per mile

It is Canada. Oh Canada.


The cities down south, cosmo for sure

The worlds growth living lifestyles ensured

The vast wilderness panoramic and great

It opens the heart we know the son create

It is Canada. Oh Canada.


Between the provinces Bilingual is norm

Constant, goverment the state is reform

Here we know Otego, Otisco, Oswego, Owasco... and Owego.

both we have winters, snow, although

It is Canada. Oh Canada.


From Moose Jaw to Dawson City... St Johns.

It is here... there are elements of bronze.

To the far north where the days are shorten

Where the donuts come from a Mr. Tim Horton

It is Canada. Oh Canada.


To the mines to the logs to the manufacturing skills we weigh

Everyone, Everyone, toast to Canada, Eh. EH!


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Friday, November 21, 2003

A Moron's Guide to Toast: An Online Humor Resource for Those Who Want Toast

This is an invaluable site. Great reference.


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Are Asteroids History's Greatest Killers?

It is really neat to see how "planetary impact" has really become a good scinece in the last 20 yrs or so. I remember the stuff we were taught in 5th grade about stuff that in these few years has turned out to be dead ass wrong. I good example of DAW teaching was that all biological life depended on the sun. That turned out not to be true at all, after the discovery of biologics near volcanic vents at the bottom of the oceans.


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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Facts about Antarctica, index

I am thinking about Antarctica again. What does that mean? I do not know. It must mean winter is coming or I am getting restless. It will be time soon enough to get my application in for a summer antarctic job again. Maybe this year I will get the opportunity. Generally it takes a PhD to clean toilets in Antarctica, or a least a Masters degree in environment waste management, no kidding. The jobs I am suited for are the ones to help scientist manage their data and information as to ensure time and experiments are not lost. It is summer in Antarctica now. The hiring season for the next Antarctic summer starts in May.

I had a dream the other night I managed to get on the ice roads up on hudson bay, with a road train. That would be fun too. I am pretty sure in the winter you can drive all the way to greenland. There are numerous Inuit Indian towns along the coasts which are totally unreachable by land. I bet gas gets expensive there. Our guide in James bay told us how much ... but I cannot remember. I suspect it gets to be in the 20 dollar per gallon range.


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Sunday, November 16, 2003

I find some weird stuff out there on the web. I would call this style "relentless_unknown_dream_beat".

www.mywebpages.comcast.net/dragineez/OddShorts.HTML

I really get a kick out of people. The good stuff is on the web, served up for your amusement if you have the ability to concentrate on the question, not the answer. How long will it take? Maybe forever.

O Wondrous Llama

Much is made of the llama, that frisky little critter who is frequently glimpsed chewing on large distended sacks of filth over by the side of the highways and byways of this great land. But how much do we really know about this rakish knave, this whimsical creeper in the twilight world of the underbrush? What are his habits, his dreams, his preoccupations, his intimate hygienic problems, his credit card numbers?

At home, the llama is a savage brute, fond of rubbing ferns on his bottom and playing the kazoo. He beats his children daily with hardened balls of inexplicably furry mucus. And yet, there is a softer side. He is an accomplished cinematographer, and occasionally poses for modelling shots that would make any upstanding citizen cringe in fear. On weekends, and during periods of heavy downpours, he will go from door to door collecting newspapers, which he then laboriously molds into tiny blowfish.

We are left, after examining the evidence, feeling that we have never really gotten to the soul of this dashing charlatan of the woods. He remains, as ever, an enigma, aloof, forbidding, and perpetually infected. Perhaps man was never meant to know the dark secrets of this peripatetic "Mime of the Deep". We can only peek at his towering form behind the safety of our custom blast shielding and wait for him to get out of the driveway, all the while silently marveling at the crimes of Mother Nature.


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